Depressing Things About Clubbing in the Winter

Depressing Things About Clubbing in the Winter
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Depressing Things – Whipping winds, wet noses, huge coats, and cold coughs. Isn’t winter just perfect for going out? Here are a few sad things we hate about clubbing in the winter season.

For starters, it’s cold! I mean, sure layers can be fashionable but who wants to throw on a shirt, a vest, a sweater, another sweater, a jacket, and coat all because it’s below freezing or because there is snow outside? Let’s not forget about those beautiful, little, black dresses we love to see on the ladies? Forget about it. She’s wearing her coat and long pants. Your favorite party spot has a particular bottle tonight, and you know what they say “where there’s a will, there’s a way.” Now if you can just make it out the door.

Which brings us to our next point; no matter where you plan on going, it’s too cold outside to walk a cab is a MUST! Not only can this significantly increase the cost of a great evening, but, “how long did you say I have to wait again?” Just to make it to the nightclub door and find out there’s a line longer than a trail of 10 limousines.
Good luck trying to convince the bouncer you’re on the list (should’ve remembered to order the bottle service ahead of time). Don’t fret; all hope no lost because you just struck up a conversation with the hottest girl online before you even made it into the club. While you two mix and mingle, shake and shiver in line just remember there are people already inside the club warm.

Depressing Things in the Winter Season

Which brings us to our next point; no matter where you plan on going, it’s too cold outside to walk a cab is a MUST! Not only can this significantly increase the cost of a great evening, but, “how long did you say I have to wait again?” Just to make it to the nightclub door and find out there’s a line longer than a trail of 10 limousines. Good luck trying to convince the bouncer you’re on the list (should’ve remembered to order the bottle service ahead of time). Don’t fret; all hope is not lost because you just struck up a conversation with the hottest girl online before you even made it into the club. While you two mix and mingle, shake and shiver in line just remember… there are people already inside the organization warm.

Now that you’re finally inside you can shake off those icicles hanging from your nostrils and get some drinks.! The party is going great, the liquor is flowing, but just when you let your guard down here she comes: the girl who you just met wants to step outside or to the patio to take the smoke. She could be the one, but is it worth risking frostbite? Decisions, decisions. So you man up and step outside to chat with her over smoke while the wind catches you off guard in all your weak spots, testing the very essence of your manhood.

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You finally get back inside, and she asks for a drink. After $10 or so spent on the most feminine drink you ever had to order you get to dancing. You understand that little awkward feeling when you realize she dances like Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-air, but you continue to dance with her. I mean your already invested why stop now right? Once she finally tires out, she wants to head to the bar again, and you spend another $10 plus the tip to the bartender. This better is worth tell yourself and start making small talk over the music. Your comment on how pretty she is (or would be if her hair wasn’t all messed up due to the weird dancing she was doing) and you start trying to make exit plans with her.